Dad Jokes

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.